Photo 28 Jul 6 notes
Video 28 Jul 1,899 notes

fallontonight:

Tim Tebow made a #MyWorstBirthday tweet wish come true! 

Video 28 Jul 69,626 notes

(Source: rbertdowneyjr)

Photo 28 Jul 305 notes the-book-ferret:

Bonus Book Photo Challenge Photo
Quigley and Anna visit the “Eiffel Tower”

the-book-ferret:

Bonus Book Photo Challenge Photo

Quigley and Anna visit the “Eiffel Tower”

Photo 28 Jul 363,507 notes twatbl0ck:

sassysadprincess:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

my old job when i worked at the steakhouse did this. if you told the server you were the DD then you got whatever non alcoholic drinks you wanted for free

Wow America step your fucking game up.

twatbl0ck:

sassysadprincess:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

my old job when i worked at the steakhouse did this. if you told the server you were the DD then you got whatever non alcoholic drinks you wanted for free

Wow America step your fucking game up.

Text 28 Jul 143,589 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Photo 28 Jul 12,692 notes

(Source: sprousetwinsblog)

Video 28 Jul 1,156 notes

                       If he wants me  b r o k e n,

                                          then I will have to be  w h o l e.

(Source: alesusknowles)

Photo 28 Jul 79,540 notes umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

Photo 28 Jul 129 notes wannajoke:

It’s hard to argue with that

wannajoke:

It’s hard to argue with that

Video 28 Jul 98,276 notes

dearnonacepeople:

So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom

Photo 28 Jul 85,807 notes hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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Photo 28 Jul 265,442 notes thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

(Source: glowwire)


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